If I were a month, I would be: May
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Sunday!
If I were a time of day, I would be: 2:00 AM
If I were a sea animal, I would be: Dolphin
If I were a direction, I would be: Southwest
If I were a sin, I would be: Wrath
If I were a historical figure I would be: Niccolò di Bernardo dei Machiavelli
If I were a planet, I would be: Neptune
If I were a liquid, I would be: Diet Coke!! (Surprised it has not replaced my blood already)
If I were a stone, I would be: Ruby
If I were a tree, I would be: Bing Cherry Tree
If I were a bird, I would be: Bird of Paradise
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Lilac
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Sunny, warm, but just after a rainstorm.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: Vampire
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: Piano
If I were an animal, I would be: A unicorn!!
If I were a colour, I would be: Atomic Pink or Lime Green
If I were an emotion, I would be: Happy!!!
If I were a fruit, I would be: Pineapple
If I were a sound, I would be: Music
If I were an element, I would be: Fire
If I were a song, I would be: Psycho Teddy
If I were a movie, I would be: The Labyrinth
If I were a book, I would be written by: Chris Wooding
If I were a food, I would be: Skittles
If I were a place, I would be: San Fran
If I were a taste, I would be: Sour Candy
If I were a scent, I would be: Incense
If I were a religion, I would be: Agnostic
If I were a word, I would be: "Supercalifragilisticaspialidocious"
If I were a body part, I would be: Wenus. Lol.
If I were a facial expression, I would be: Silly Face
If I were a subject in school, I would be: History
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Eevee
If I were a shape, I would be: Circle
If I were a number, I would be: 7
If I were a piece of jewellery, I would be: A Rainbow Necklace
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: A Silly Pillow
If I were a car, I would be: A Punchbuggy
If I were an item of clothing, I would be: A Cherry-Printed Bra
If I were a weapon, I would be a: Pair of Sais